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The 12 Days of Marketing

xmasTime to get in the holiday spirit! ย Here are the lyrics I came up with this morning, please feel free to comment and add your own.

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On the first day of marketing, senior management gave to me, complete marketing buy-in (as it should be).

On the second day of marketing, my printer gave to me, two proofs delivered.

On the third day of marketing, my agency gave to me, three concepts on strategy.

On the fourth day of marketing, my online firm gave to me, fourth ranking on Google.

On the fifth day of marketing, my big boss gave to me, a five-fold budget increase.

On the sixth day of marketing, sales gave to me, six collaborative projects.

On the seventh day of marketing, my digital agency gave to me, a seven platform campaign.

On the eighth day of marketing, my research firm gave to me, eight focus groups.

On the ninth day of marketing, my followers gave to me, nine tweets re-tweeted.

On the tenth day of marketing, my target influencers gave to me, ten brand recommendations.

On the eleventh day of marketing, my PR firm gave to me, eleven positive pick-ups.

On the twelfth day of marketing, my sponsored athlete gave to me, twelve mistress …. errr …. great endorsements.

  • Laurie Kinsman

    Nice job, I particularly like day 5. Can I borrow your boss over the holidays?

  • http://twitter.com/MelissaSnow56 Melissa Snow

    Great lyrics. ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Laurie Kinsman

    Nice job, I particularly like day 5. Can I borrow your boss over the holidays?

  • http://twitter.com/MelissaSnow56 Melissa Snow

    Great lyrics. ๐Ÿ™‚